Last week my youngest son said to me, "Dad, I'm running down to the bank to pull some of my money out." Having worked around comedy for awhile, I saw my opportunity. So in return, I said, "Ok son, running is good excercise, but wouldn't you rather drive there in the car?"
My oldest son saw his opportunity also and asked, "Why do you need to pull it out? Is it stuck?" We all laughed at the humor.
That of course brings some interesting scenarios. Here is one. If the money was stuck, how did my son find out about it. Did the bank call? Or here is another. Perhaps he didn't get it all of the way into the bank. Then again, maybe there was something wrong with the money itself. Perhaps it was folded wrong and the bank couldn't get it unfolded for the transaction. Maybe it was crumpled.
However, being a proud father, I would like to think that he learned my stretching techniques and JUST FORGOT to take THE KNOT out of the end of his money and that is why it GOT STUCK.